Tonight my housemate Adi was ambitious and made some top-notch seitan (sometimes called mock duck) from scratch. While he was making it, I played hacky sack with my friend Léo. I’m such a helpful guy to live with. A visitor came during the game, the one and only Christian Haberstroh, and Adi threw him a half-cooked, doughy piece of seitan to eat. Christian mistook it for the hacky sack and started hacking the chunk of seitan. As it turns out, seitan is sort of fun to hack with. We played hack with the seitan chunk until it was gross and picked up too much hair off the floor, then ran next door and left it on a different friend’s floor. I’m gonna die laughing when he comes over to tell me about the crap he found on his floor.